The Great OT Challenge

I am going to try to be fair here, and give Scientology the benefit of the doubt.  I will forget, for a moment, what was done to me at the hands of Scientology Upper Management in the interest of a fair challenge.  Also, just to be fair, we will use only the words of Hubbard written before 1986.  No re-writes.   In the book Scientology 8-8008, Hubbard writes:

“A thetan who is completely rehabilitated and can do everything a thetan should do, such as move MEST (Matter, Energy, Space and Time) and control others from a distance, or create his own universe; a person who is able to create his own universe or, living in the MEST universe is able to create illusions perceivable by others at will, to handle MEST universe objects without mechanical means and to have and feel no need of bodies or even the MEST universe to keep himself and his friends interested in existence.” 

And, of course, I am going to add the abilities gained from the Scientology Grade Chart from 1986:

Section VIII OT - Ability to be at cause knowingly and at will over thought, life, form, matter, energy, space and time, subjective and objective.

Scientology has claimed that the fall of Communism in Europe is directly related to the release of OT 8 and as far as I can determine, since OT 8 was released, there have to be a couple of hundred of them at least.  So if you got just a few of them together, their postulates would have to come true, wouldn't they?  My challenge is not even as difficult as the fall of the Berlin Wall.

Here is my challenge.  To Mr. Miscavige and the Upper Management of the "church" of Scientology.  If you accept this challenge, at a place and time of my choosing, you may bring up to six (6) OT 8's for a simple test of their combined OT abilities.  They are to levitate (without ever having touched it) an ashtray that I will provide.  It will be in a public place and the media will be invited.

The terms are simple.  If your OT's manage to pull off this amazing feat,  I will retract every negative thing I ever said about Scientology and will no longer protest Scientology publicly or privately.

If, on the other hand, your OT's are not able to perform, David Miscavige must publicly apologize to me for my treatment by Scientology Upper management and must admit that the OT levels are a fraud.

Mr. Miscavige, I await your response.

Thank you everyone for reading my posts, I hope they are informative.  I would ask you all to share this post everywhere you can so that it goes viral.  That way D.M. might even see it and respond.  Wouldn't that be a kick?